This Morning

April 25, 1997

The radio woke me up this morning to a Men’s Wearhouse commercial, and I thought about the “Wearhouse” vs. “Warehouse” pun, then thought about all the “softwear” puns, and wondered why no one made “softwair” puns, and thought about other homonyms, and thought of “softweir”, but figured that it might be pronounced “weer” like “Bob Weir” of the Grateful Dead, and just then the news on the radio announced that Bob Weir would be scooping ice cream at a shopping mall today for a local charity.

Coincidences like that just creep me out.